White + Stuckey = ?

I highly recommend reading the entire hilarious Bill Simmons' draft recap (linked on the right), though I wanted to highlight one poignant section.

After the Pistons drafted White, Simmons and his friends pondered this:

Random question: What would happen if Detroit re-signed Rodney Stuckey, then started Knight and Stuckey together? If you start two combo guards, does that equal one point guard and one shooting guard? I say it does; Jacoby thinks it cancels each other out; Wildes solves it by saying, "If you have two Arnold Palmers, that doesn't mean you have one iced tea and one lemonade, it means you have two Arnold Palmers." He's right. Stuckey needs to go.

Genius. Pure genius.